White hot

Here’s a neat little fact about Justin that you may not know: I don’t like white girls. American white girls even less. I think they’re boring, uninteresting, and all the same. I think its really some underlying way of saying that I dislike America in general, and this is my underlying way of proving it.

True story. They just don’t do it for me.

Case in point was proven tonight. I’ve known this for a long while now and while I’ve said it before, I’ve never been as proud as I was tonight about it. While at a nifty little place my friends and I like to eat called “Johnny Rockets”, we had a cute waitress. She had a pretty face, nice body, and seemed to be the type that any guy would hit on while ordering their meals…yeah, well I’m not like most guys.  My friend Jacob who sat with me at our table made mention of how he thought she was “a cutie” and even seemed to find the fact that she had decorated my side plate of ketchup in the fashion of a sloppy, red happy face a means of flirting with me.  Most days I’d be flattered, probably even agree that she was hitting on me (in hindsight, i’m starting to think that’s what it was), but instead I opted to complain about how little ketchup there was on the plate. I probably sound like a dick…but what I’m trying to convey here is that there was genuinely no connection between myself and this cute, albeit white girl.

There is a very, very, super extremely gorgeous Latina girl who has been coming in to my work recently. I’m not joking when I say this, and I’ve got a girl that I work with to back me up here, but I literally go into a little fit when she walks in. My face turns red and my heart jumps to my throat and beats out my adam’s apple. I become short breathed and physically unable to say a single thing, let alone anything smoothe. I’ve made a vow to find out her name the next time she comes in. We’ll see if I can muster the courage.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Give me a moderately attractive foreign girl who speaks little English any day over the tan, blonde, flat bellied American with big fake breasts. That shit just doesn’t fly with me.