http://suburbanrythm.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/314/ thunder laced with lightning Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:34:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU http://suburbanrythm.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/314/#comment-60 The Chiz Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:18:40 +0000 http://suburbanrythm.wordpress.com/?p=107#comment-60 Tell them you're form a secret island that is literally floating above the South Pacific. While there, it is impossible for a person to die, and the Fountain of Youth runs silvery from the hills. Unfortunately, everybody there actually is a homosexual. That's why the crime rate is so low. On second thought, though, this doesn't fix the problem you had with telling people you were from San Francisco... Nevermind. Tell them you’re form a secret island that is literally floating above the South Pacific. While there, it is impossible for a person to die, and the Fountain of Youth runs silvery from the hills. Unfortunately, everybody there actually is a homosexual. That’s why the crime rate is so low. On second thought, though, this doesn’t fix the problem you had with telling people you were from San Francisco… Nevermind.

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