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Barack Obama is the man. He killed in Iowa yesterday. I would be the happiest little American if he won.

I’m not voting Republican strictly out of principle, but I think that Mike Huckabee is a really cool dude as well. While out hunting recently, he shot and killed three pheasants while one got away. He told reporters after that the three he got were planning on voting for Hillary. The other? Well, the other was wearing a Mike Huckabee pin.

What a badass. I’m going to start calling him Mike “I will kill the opposition” Huckabee.